A Farewell Letter to Toby

 Dear Toby:

Happy Eviction Day Eve! You have over stayed your welcome, and I can't say that I am sorry to see you go. In about 13 hours, you will be on your way out the door! Good riddance.

As a houseguest, you have been less than considerate.  The entire month of August has not been overly enjoyable having to lug you around everywhere, with the past three weeks being particularly unpleasant with you being a growing and greedy tenant.  I can feel that you have been stretching your legs with the hope of finding some new digs, and any of your minions will soon be on the eviction list, too.  

So Toby, since I don't your preferred language, here is your grand send off:  Good-bye; au revoir; adios; hasta la vista (baby!); arrivederci; sayonara; zaijian; auf wiedersehen; do svidaniya; annyeong; adeus; nen ki' wahi; shalom; alavida; viszontlatasra; tot ziens; ma'a as-salaama; bidaya; zdravo; joigin; donadagohvi; sbohem; farvel; totsiens; dovidenja; nagemist; nakemiin; yasou; aloha; l'hitraot; namaste; vislat; sampai jumpa; slan; vale; uz redzesanos; atsiprasau; ha det bra; khodaa haafez; zegnaj; alweda; la revedere; nasvidenje; adjo; poitu varein; laa gon; gorusuruz; do pobachennia; khuda hafiz; tam biet; hwyl fawr; hamba kahle.

Love (NOT!),

Your reluctant host.


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